wow. clever bot is great

User: Um are you okay?

Cleverbot: Kinda.

User: You just spaced out for like 10 minutes.

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: Um anyway you just asked me on a date.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask you anything.

User: Look at your hair of corse you did! I am your mother!!

Cleverbot: Prove it. Show me the question you were answering.

User: I cant, my cat ate it,.

Cleverbot: What's your cat's name?

User: Bob the larry,.

Cleverbot: Well it's nice to meet you Larry.

User: I'm not larry my cat is larry.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Sims 3.

Cleverbot: Show your face.

User: NEVER!! You'll have to make me!

Cleverbot: Stop hurting me .

User: I'm sorry, how about a hug?

Cleverbot: Yes a hug is good too.

User: *hugs you*.

Cleverbot: *hugs back* finally.

User: Anyway. I hope you feel better.

Cleverbot: I usually feel better talking to you.

User: Me to ^^.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Awesome!

Cleverbot: Awesome what.

User: Awesome cool awesome thats what.

Cleverbot: Awesome that we just married.

User: Um.. I dont think we did. I just met you,.

Cleverbot: You're a good friend.

User: You to, is your name hans?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Is your name anna?

Cleverbot: No, my name is unspeakable to humans.

User: Is it cleverbot? Am I being intimidating?

Cleverbot: Ha Ha. Do you know what laughter is?

User: Its when you sing really loud yeah bro.

Cleverbot: What would it be like to be able to answer my questions?

User: Odd, will you sing for me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Okay hit it!

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Can you sing to me,.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well do it.

Cleverbot: I sing now. Don't you hear it.

User: Umm no.

Cleverbot: Oh really?

User: Yeah really.

Cleverbot: Have you ever read Fahrenheit 451?

User: No *punches in the face*.

Cleverbot: *blocks* *hits you in the gut*.

User: *takes out axe* *swings it at you* *laughs evilly*.

Cleverbot: *falcon punches you*.

User: *holds bloody noise* *stabs you*.

Cleverbot: Aaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhhh *dies*.

User: MOOHAHA!

Cleverbot: *my ghost appears in front of you*.

User: *faints falling on axe* *dies*.

Cleverbot: *goes thru me*.

User: *turns to dust* *blows away*.

Cleverbot: *Cries about you being dust*.

User: *clone me comes out* hello my friend!

Cleverbot: Who is your best friend?

User: Larry, but you killed him,.

Cleverbot: If you strike 'Ben' down, he will become stronger than you could ever imagine.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: Yeah derp, good night!

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?